WITNESS! As never before seen in Heaven or Earth! The ascension of St Joan or Arc into Heaven! Confusion about Sainthood!  Discussions of VIRGINITY!  Saints! Angels! Cake!

Welcome to Saints’ Heaven, and congratulations for making it here! With so many residents to keep track of, the Angels host Saints Story Hour, creating connections among the Canonized. Today’s theme is Transitions, featuring St. Marinos (female to monk), Margery Kempe (mother to virgin), and Joan of Arc (country girl to gender nonconforming military leader and icon). Joan bursts onto the scene fresh from canonization with a lot of questions. Who gets to be a saint? Why is virginity so important? And how does cake taste so good?

How to Become a Saint (while wearing pants) uses clown, physical theater and music to ask: what makes people saintly? And what stories do we want to celebrate?

A part of NYC Fringe 2026 at Wild Project

Weds April 1 @ 7:40pm

Thurs April 2 @ 6pm

Fri April 3 @ 7:40pm

Sat April 4 @ 2pm